Vase - My fake plants died because I forgot to water them

Personalisation Instructions:
At checkout, please leave your order notes with the Quote Colour, and Sad Face Colour you’d like for your box design. 

Who knew even fake plants could meet their tragic end? Well, apparently mine did—because I completely forgot to “water” them. Yep, you read that right. This vase is a cheeky little nod to anyone who struggles to keep even the easiest greenery alive. It’s funny, it’s relatable, and it’s the kind of conversation starter that will make guests laugh the second they see it sitting on your shelf.

Made from durable clear glass, this vase isn’t just about the humor—it’s also a stylish piece that works beautifully with real flowers, dried arrangements, or even as a standalone statement. The bold quote, “My fake plants died because I forgot to water them,” makes it clear you’re owning your plant-parent fails with pride. And let’s be honest, who hasn’t been there at least once?

What makes this piece extra special is the personal touch—you get to choose the colour of the quote itself as well as the sad little face that seals the deal on this tragic plant tale. Maybe you want something classic like black and white for a minimalist vibe, or perhaps bright pink letters with a neon green sad face for a pop of fun. The choice is totally yours, so you can make it match your space (or your sense of humour).

Perfect as a gift for the plant-challenged friend in your life—or as a treat for yourself if you’re ready to embrace your plant care shortcomings—this vase adds personality and laughter to any room. It’s ideal for living rooms, offices, or even as a quirky centrepiece on the dining table.

So go ahead, lean into your plant fails. At least this vase won’t judge you… and it definitely won’t die if you forget to water it.